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Emma Stone, in Lanvin: One of my faves of the night. Love the colour, the cut and the eagle on the belt is cool. And she`s cool.

Angelina, in Atelier Versace: Still undecided. Fit her well and was so lovely around her waist but I didn`t like the fabric. And I’m not down with red and white.

Evan Rachel Wood, in Gucci Premiere: One of the best of the night. Beautifully made, great detail and nice colour. But her hair wasn’t a goof blond.

Nicole Kidman, in Versace: Loved the cut and the gold beading. And totally loved the matching gold and diamond Fred Leighton bangles on both wrists. Also, her face looked better and her lips seemed less wonky.

Michelle Williams, in Jason Wu: Remember when she wore the canary yellow Vera Wang dress to the Oscars in 2004? That was amazing. This, not so much.

Selma Hayek, in Gucci: Loved the black and gold. Super chic and expensive. The earrings were some of the best accessories of the night. My only issue was her hair – it’s too Eva Longoria 2005. Long straight hair would’ve been better and then you could’ve seen the earrings.

Julianne Moore, in Chanel Haute Couture: The emerald and diamond Fred Leighton earrings were the best jewels of the night. Loved that she wore them with black.

Elle Macpherson, in Zac Posen: holy man. The dress was a little much but who cares?! She’s Elle Macpherson.

Natalie Portman, in Lanvin: It seemed like the kind of dress some rich lady would wear to a ball in Texas.

Tilda Swinton, in Haider Ackermann: Awesome. Because it`s her.

Charlize Theron, in Dior Couture: I liked this but apparently no one else did. Loved the shoes. But I think she`s mean.

Meryl Streep, in vintage Jaeger-LeCoultre: Not a good look. Who picked this for her?

Nicole Richie, in Julien Macdonald: I think this looked like it’s from 1992. And not in a good way.

Lea Michele, in Marchesa: Really? Maybe on Charlize Theron.

Madonna, in Reem Acra: Super unflattering and her arms looked weird. Her Neil Lane jewelry was cool though.

Claire Danes, in J. Mendel: Looked good from the back but her boobs looked funny.


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